humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES