• *on first date*
  • me: you look nothing like your faceq icon
  • paulwezly:

    Paul Wesley & Phoebe Tonkin - Dan & Bambi launch the D&B rosé, Pour Les Amour in New York 

    Anonymous said:
    what drugs have you done


    nice try mom

    If it’s got Selena Gomez in it or something they’ll be interested in it. I gotta work on that for the next one.
    — Brad Pitt on why his daughters won’t see his new movie (x)


    interviewer: your qualifications don’t match the requirements to our course

    me: *slides print screen of my follow count to interviewer*

    me: think about it